I thought about getting into some serious detail when it comes to describing why everyone needs these sensacional sipping gifts but I feel like that’s obvious so I want to start out this blog with some classic wine puns… because WINE NOT? Whether you’re looking for a tasty new instagram caption or loading up your pun arsenal for the next girls wine night – well, you’re welcome.
“Sip happens”
“Partners in wine”
“On cloud wine”
“Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine”
“You’re the wine that I want”
“You had me at Merlot”
“Love the wine you’re with”
“Back that glass up”
“Once upon a wine”
“Everything happens for a riesling”
“Chardonnay or should I go?”
“You can’t sip with us”
“Wine a little, laugh a lot”
“I make pour decisions”
And last but not least, my current favorite – “I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied”
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk! Feel free to share these little gifts (& killer puns) with all your favorite sippin’ people this holiday season.
- Wine bottle 2 -in- 1 opener – does ALL the work for you, lifesaver
- Wine 28 bottle chilling fridge – splurge christmas gift
- Wine suitcase for up to 12 bottles – for travels so you don’t spill wine in suitcase
- Woven Wine Tote with Glasses – perfect for outdoor picnics
- Wine jammies – enough said haha
- Corkcicle to easily keep wine chilled, perfect stocking stuffer too
- Bathtime Essentials Wine Holder – bc who doesn’t want wine in the bath or shower
- Cute wine stoppers – adore this shape but I collect wine bottle stoppers
- Retro chic wine glasses to feel distinguished
- Wine tasting game – you ain’t gotta go all the way to Napa honey
